we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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