What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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