i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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