Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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