U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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