Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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