Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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