I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i love accidental penises.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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