just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
