Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
