i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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