Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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