You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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