But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Also, beer. Big fan.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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