He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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