i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
its liver damage thursday
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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