He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
