I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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