operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So gin and wine won't be happening again
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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