Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
