do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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