Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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