big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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