The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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