I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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