Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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