i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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