What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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