I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
