ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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