i just had sex bonerless
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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