so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Dicks are not precious.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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