is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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