the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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