Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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