this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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