scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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