I hope mine doesn't look like that
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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