can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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