No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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