don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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