How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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