I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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