Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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