I'm sorry my penis didn't work
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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