I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
is it fun? or sober?
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