dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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