Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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