Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
