I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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