forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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