HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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