You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
